Deep Throat, Patriot

It was hilarious to see the weasels and crooks from the Nixon administration crawl out from under their rocks last night to appear on MSNBC and talk about the unveiling of Deep Throat. Liddy still wants to kill Dean and bragged about his plan to break into the Brookings Institution. (He claims the plan was shot down for being "too expensive.") Dean thinks Felt isn't really Deep Throat because he wrote a book about unmasking Deep Throat and Felt doesn't match his findings. Buchanan (who, to be fair, isn't a crook ... he rubs me the wrong way a lot but anybody who drank tons of whiskey with Hunter S. Thompson and chipped in with a tribute to HST in Rolling Stone isn't a weasel either) is still in deep deep love with Nixon and went so far as to call Felt "a traitor."

Whatta bunch of losers. Deep Throat is a hero who helped bring a corrupt and criminal president down. Hats off to Mark Felt.

(And ain't it great to hear the words "Deep Throat" uttered every twenty seconds on cable news?)