The Furthest East I've Ever Been Is Cincinatti. And It Was For Work And I Got To Drink All Afternoon On The Company's Tab (And Somehow They Also Ended Up Paying For My Long-Distance Phone Conversation With Bob Schultz)

Deejayed Saturday night at The King & I. It was a blast. I had finished up a set that included New York Dolls, Stooges, Husker Du, 'Mats, Soul Asylum, and Prince. Somebody asked: "Are you from New York?"

I replied: "No, I'm from North Dakota."