Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Now I Genuinely AM Pissed Over Lucas Ripping Off Doom To Come Up With Vader

Because:

1) The Finnish and Hungarian languages are from the same family of languages.

2) Latverian is a derivative of Hungarian.

Which means that ...

3) There is a distinct chance that the Hungarian (and hence Latverian) and Finnish peoples originated from the same ancient people.

It follows that: I might be distantly related to Doctor Doom!

Bah! The likes Reed Richards and Nick Fury are just pawns in my game! They continually threaten to "take the kids glove off" when facing me, but Doctor Von Tuomala always outsmarts them!