Bring It, Munchkins

I could take 18 five-year olds in a fight! I found this out via a website that calculates this, and read about the website in Chuck Klosterman's column in the April issue of Esquire.

This is good to know. I was at my niece's four-year birthday party yesterday and one of the little boys took a couple of pokes at me as I walked by. The second time he did this, I knew I couldn't let him get away with that crap so I bounced a balloon off of his head. He thought that was pretty funny and I could tell he had tried to provoke me because he wanted to play. But what if he had been serious about dropping the gloves? What if he and his friends ganged up on me? Now I know he would need a small army to take me down.