Tuesday, February 17, 2004

I Was Only Joking

When I'm asked why I'm not married yet, a typical throw-'em-off-guard comeback I use is: "I'm married to my work."

But now I must have to say I'm sorry for the use of this remark. Marriage between man and woman is soooo sacrosanct to some folks that they're talking of changing constitutions and such. And I've been making wisecracks about being married to merely a thing, a task, an occupation that we do.

I truly truly apologize.