I Like Trial Lawyers

1) My freshman year roomie at UND is now a trial lawyer. Last time I saw him he bought me a burger and beers at Sweeney's.

2) Perry Mason? Ben Matlock? Michael Kuzak? Christine Sullivan? Lionel Hutz? America loves trial lawyers on TV. Why should it be any different in real life?

3) If I'm ever, in the words of Dan Cole, "hauled into the hoosegow on a trumped-up bunco charge"; I want the best damn trial lawyer I can find (or afford.)