Hey Chuck - Go Out And Get A Job Already!

Boo hoo hoo. Princess Di(ed) took Prince Charles to the cleaners in their divorce settlement. Chuck was so put out that he ... well he didn't actually have to go out and get a job or anything. In fact, he made $28 million off properties and investments in the past year or so. Who truly gives a damn about this anyway except Charlie? Why are Europeans (and sadly, royalty-intrigued Americans) so attached to their inbred not-superiors?

If were ever forced to meet the chump prince, I wouldn't bow. I wouldn't stand up just on his account. I would simply call him "Charles." I would gladly chow down, whether he's eating or not. And I'll talk whenever I damn well please, thank you.