Saturday, April 05, 2003

Tough Room

Last night at the Twins' home opener, they announced the attendance at 48,617. I told my pal "hey if it wasn't from us, that attendance would have been 48,615!" Not exactly my "A" material, but an oldie-but-goodie. The guy in front of me turned and let me know that the announced attendance is tickets sold, not turnstiles.