Hidden Molotov Cocktails?

Headline:
US INVADES IRAQ
BUSH VOWS TO BRING DEMOCRACY

Story in Yahoo News:
"I don't like the idea of having the Americans here, but we asked for it," said Tannous Basil, a cardiologist in Sidon, Lebanon. "Why don't we see the Americans going to Finland, for example? They come here because our area is filled with dictatorships like Saddam's."

Potential The Onion headline:
US INVADES FINLAND
BUSH VOWS TO BRING SOBRIETY

(Thanks to Joel McElhany on this one.)