Saturday, May 10, 2003

The Best Joke My Uncle Stan Ever Told

Alright! A whole site crammed full of Finnlander jokes. It has one of my favorites:

Toivo was at the bar in Channing drinking a Stroh's and watch the Packers on the television when a big tall rancher from Texas came strolling in. The Texan started drinking and bragging to Toivo about how much money he made and how many head of cattle he owned. He said to Toivo in a loud voice, "I can drive all day and never reach the end of my property!". Toivo replied, "Yah, I got a pickup like dat too, mister."

It does not have my all-time fave though:

(Best appreciated when said aloud.) Did you know that George Custer was a Finnlander and that his shoes were too small? Yeah, his last words were: "Dese sues are killin' me!"