Someday Never Comes

Hey it's the sixth annual "Randy Moss Vows To Grow Up" article! Good laughs! But it will only be weeks or days until Moss throws some sort of temper tantrum or pulls some pampered-baby behavior. One recalls last year after his arrest when he returned to practice and pouted because Mike Tice yelled at him. Moss said that all he had wanted was a hug. What a sap!

And of course, he'll probably still be too chickenshit to go for a ball thrown over the middle.