Friday, September 26, 2003

Taunting Makes The World Go Round

Taunts to use before my upcoming ping-pong games:

"I'll beat you like a drum."
"I'll beat you like a rented mule."
"I'll drop you like a ton of bricks."
"I'll drop you like a Seinfeld-alumn TV show."
"I'll bury you like a bone."
"I'll topple you like a dictator we used to do business with."
"I'll sink you like a three-foot putt."
"I'll destroy you like my liver."
"I'll dump you like a needy girlfriend."