All Those Hours At The YMCA Will Now Pay Off

The only reason to leave the futon today is to get more coffee, beer, or snacks.

11:00 college football: flip channels between Oklahoma vs. Texas and Minnesota vs. Michigan (yep, not only am I watching Big Ten football, I'm watching Gopher football!)
3:00 major league baseball: Minnesota vs. New York
7:00 college hockey: Minnesota vs. Denver