(couldn't resist)
I've been seeing the trailers for The Love Guru for what seems like months now. Undoubtably, it will turn out to be a yawner of a non-funny movie - similarly boring and repetitive to that Austin Powers movie I tried watching once. (And that was only ten minutes' worth.)
Mike Myers is only fit to play one role, ever: Wayne Campbell. This was true on Saturday Night Live, it's true to this day.