Hey Rick Neuheisel:

So you got yourself fired from the University of Washington for gambling in an NCAA hoops pool? Them's the breaks. But you should consider getting out of the big-time college coaching biz. You can't lie on a resume, drink after hours, hang out in a strip club, or truly enjoy March Madness without fear of getting canned.

My advice to you, Rick, is to leave college athletics behind, roll up your sleeves, and start your own zine and/or accounting business. In this world of the Lieutenants of Leisure you can lie on your resume (you won't be needing it anyway), drink after hours, hang out in strip clubs, and make money in hoops pools. Just don't move into my market, pal.