Maris Reinstated

Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire took steroids and it's obvious that Sammy Sosa did also. Their records are fraudulent.

We here at Exiled on Main Street will now only recognize Roger Maris as the single-season home run leader. We also like Maris because he was one of the three best right fielders of his day (up there with Roberto Clemente and Al Kaline), with a gun for an arm. Compare him to Sosa, a crappy right fielder; Bonds, who loafs after fly balls in left; and McGwire, who played first base. (No offense to my friends who are first basemen.)