New Game

Randball has come up with a Twins/office game. Today may be the only time since heading to self employment that actually wished I worked in an office. (Then again, I slept past noon today so there goes that theory.)

My contribution would be these:

- When Joe Mauer slaps a single to the outfield, slap a co-worker.

- If Justin Morneau hits a home run, crack open an oil can of LaBatt and say: "Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die."

- When Carlos Gomez gets on base, make a The White Shadow reference. If he steals a base, hum the show's theme song.