And You Thought "Freedom Fries" Were Silly …

Seen earlier tonight in a men’s room at a local bar – an adult novelty sold in a vending machine. On a red white and blue background, the product is flashily described as the “French Freedom Tickler” and the hype continues as such:

• Tickle your lady and show her the real thing.
• Be patriotic!

Then the kicker, in the fine print near the bottom: Made in Korea. Which Korea? It did not say.