It's Shut-Down-The-State Time

I've never been to the State Fair and have no intentions of going this year. If anyone asks why, I'll simply point them to this outstanding piece over at Fraters Libertas - it confirms every doubt and suspicion I have about the overhyped event. The Elder riffs away with the best shots at the Fair since the 2001 quote of KFAN's Dan "The Common Man" Cole. When asked what his favorite memory of the Fair was, Common said: "When I saw it in my rearview mirror while driving away."