Kerry Looks And Sounds Presidential, Wins First Debate Convincingly
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"We Got Poland!"

Bush slouching at the podium, too tired apparently to stand up straight. Bush smirking, or looking irritated like he doesn't want to be there. Bush saying the same catch phrases repeatedly, hoping it'll work just three more nights. Bush in reference to Iraq saying that the enemy attacked us. Kerry says that bin Laden attacked us. Bush takes a mulligan: "I know that!"