Lowlight: The Under-utilization Of Malcolm-Jamal Warner

The highlight of tonight's "Listen Up" premiere on CBS was Jason Alexander singing the following to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic":

I go to foreign countries and there's soccer everywhere
They've got big screens set up for the World Cup in the village square
But on TV in the US soccer gets a zero share
Cuz we know soccer blows

(chorus)

No one ever scores in soccer
If there's a highlight it's a shocker
You win by saying "Referee!
That player hurt my wittle knee!"
We hate this stupid game