Can't Get Enough

The NFL regular season started tonight. In honor of this, I'ven been listening to my favorite piece of NFL play-by-play, as announced by the purple-and-gold-kneepad-wearing Paul Allen:

Here it is - the season's on the line ... two receivers left and right ... McCown ... takes the snap ... he steps up ... he's all by himself ... fires into the end zone ... CAUGHT! ... TOUCHDOWN!! ... NO!!! ... NO!!! ... THE CARDINALS HAVE KNOCKED THE VIKINGS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!