Monday, March 17, 2008

It's Funny Because It's True

Guinness has an online petition to make St. Patrick's Day an official holiday. Bad idea. Why? Because I'm not Irish and aside from the Irish wakes held for passed-on detectives on The Wire, I find Irish-American kitchiness rather boring. Rather we make election day an official holiday, right?

And the Onion nailed St. Patrick's Day perfectly back in '99.